Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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