office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
How's work?
Spinning.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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