I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
