I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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