who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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