There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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