i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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