Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
people are starting to question the shark bite story
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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