I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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