imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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