How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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