3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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