p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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