It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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