i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Randomize
