it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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