Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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