I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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