would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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