You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
no you cant smoke seaweed
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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