Me. At least after what I've been through.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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