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I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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