she smelled like a LAN party
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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