the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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