remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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