hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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