11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so explain again why im purple
no
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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