i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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