how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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