I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
What a dumb baby whore.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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