I cut my penus on the lid.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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