So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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