gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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