I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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