with your own penis?
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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