Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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