i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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