yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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