She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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