Well apparently he's into motor boating.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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