Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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