he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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