just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
So. Much. Porn.
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