chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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