I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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