Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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