Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
