Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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