But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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