I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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