He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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