the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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