So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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