The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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