Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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